Joke Of The Day!!!!



Today is the saddest day in my life. I was at the bustop going to shop when i saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also
downloading something with my phone at that same time.. immediately she saw my phone she told the crowd that's her phone which was Samsung Edge 6plus.. For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth, i was so confused. she held me and slapped me. the crowd attempted to beat me up. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene. He asked what was going on and i
explained with tears all over my face.. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call
her phone.. she called and a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter.The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town... I even cried more and more
because I had already been disgraced .The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money.. The woman pulled 5million naira out of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my eyes,stood up from my bed and went to urinate.
No vex.

HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?
#Jumade ENT


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